More Zoo Weekly classiness, AKA “I spent $1.95 on this shit and I’m going to get my money’s worth”

Zoo Weekly’s response to Virginia Tech

A top ten school massacre countdown. With cartoon bloodstains and bullet holes. Emphasis on the bloodiness, the macho power-trip wannabe-Rambo element, though obviously they can’t say the latter explicitly. Victims are only of interest as a way of keeping score.

Search for the Next Doll Episode 2: Confidence

One of the many discoveries of Channel 10′s Sunday night programming is that Channel 10 is awful. There’s also a show about the Pussycat Dolls.

Girliness of the Daleks (brief)

Just a quick update on something I’ve been keeping track on since late last year, and may write about more later depending on how things pan out.

Your weekly dose of privilege, bullying and generally missing the point

I hadn’t visited Something Awful since I wrote about RapeLay a couple of months back on Ye Olde Blogge. Prior to that I’d avoided it for several years, because… I’m not a teenager anymore, basically. About an hour ago, a friend told me that, against all odds, the site was now even worse than it used to be. I had to see this first hand, since I didn’t think it was possible for Something Awful to become more of a shitfest, even purely theoretically.

Exclusive IRONIC BIGOTRY MAN script leak!!! Check it out!!!

Richie here… All I can say is that this looks like PURE COCK FERTILIZER!!! It reminds me of the day I’d just finished geeking out with ELI ROTH over how many Eastern European prostitutes we’d hurled drunken verbal abuse at during the making of HOSTEL IV (juicy!), and I was on my way to meet QUENTIN TARANTINO for dinner, which I’d like to remind you that I do all the time and it’s not a big deal, even though I make a point of describing it in incredible detail regardless of whether it’s relevant to the actual story.