Panem et Circenses et Exploding Cars

Bettina Arndt full of shit; Bear-Pope remains Catholic and opposed to use of portable lavatories

It was a dark and stormy night, and successful sex therapist Bettina Arndt was seated before the fireplace of her sprawling, baroque castle, supping special champagne made from the tears of orphans. “You know whose needs are being ignored?”, she thought to herself, “Men’s”. Gazing deeply into the fire, she pondered why this was. They seemed much, much happier before women had any semblance of independence,  and since men are always right about everything, obviously this couldn’t be their fault. Suddenly, inspiration hit her like a lightning bolt, and she defiantly sprang to her feet. “Eureka!”, she exclaimed,  “I shall write a book about how marital rape is awesome!”.