The Case of the Context-Dependent Crapsack

Given access to a detailed personal profile of myself and virtually my entire social circle, Facebook determines that the best way to impress me is with a picture of Doctor Phil holding some rice.

No, wait, let’s get post-mortem for a second.

In response to concerns that Jackie O was getting off too lightly,  I’ll be playing both of them this time.

A retraction

While discussing his previous article on the subject of Kyle Sandilands, the author of this blog expressed doubt as to whether the suspension of The Kyle & Jackie O Show was  “[an] actual suspension rather than a fortnight’s paid holiday”. Subsequent events have proven him incorrect. It was, in actuality, slightly over a fortnight’s paid holiday.

He wishes to apologise unreservedly to any readers who feel they have been misled.

The trauamatised teenager is unavailable for comment at this time.