“It will come to no surprise that I have spent some time thinking about what it would be like to live as a woman”, says liar.

Dear God, what have I done?

Yes, thanks to my patented Zany Sidebar Widget, this blog was, for one accursed day, Exiern‘s #9 source of traffic. I’m assuming that this means most of you have now read it, but on the offchance that you didn’t: Exiern is neck and neck with The Wotch as the most dreadful not-actually-transgender comic on the internet. There is an important distinction to be made between the two, however: The people behind The Wotch live in a crazy sexy femocracy where female privilege actually exists, so turning the male characters female as often as possible isn’t just a pretext for poorly-drawn wank material, but a humanitarian gesture on par with Christ healing lepers. The dude behind Exiern, on the other hand, wants you to pay him money to see drawings of nipples.

At last, a website that does not degrade my worth and dignity!

Today we begin with this “Introduce Yourself” post on the Antimisandry forum, which is accompanied by the traditional ad for online Muslim dating as well as a rarer, more collectible one for the Charles Atlas bodybuilding program:

Hello I ran and operate Heavenly Devils – A Men’s Lifestyle and Entertainment Magazine and came across this site recently. It has become an inspiration for a new section and has helped me in my attempt to make a site for men…

At last!

…that’s both entertaining and informational especially when it comes to issues that degrade men’s worth and their dignity.

Belated Hallowe’en

This was meant to be up yesterday, but it took a lot longer to make YouTube-able than I’d anticipated. I couldn’t link to someone else’s copy, either, because this is – as far as I’m aware – the first time that Lumpkin the Pumpkin has been available in a medium other than VHS.