Previously on Exiern, Drowemos realised he had no fucking clue where the story was going and threw in some random magical gender transformations, since he knows full well that it’s the only reason anyone reads this garbage. Of particular note was the character of Brother Thomas, now Sister Teresa.
Side effects of turning into a woman include long hair (even if you’re bald), the body of a twenty five year old (even if you’re fifty), instant nudity (even if you’re wearing an enormous baggy robe) and an obsession with shoes (even if you belong to an all-male order of wizards from a iron-age society where everyone wears leather boots or goes barefoot). This made the Drowemos’ claim that he had ‘spent some time thinking about what it would be like to live as a woman’ seem less than convincing.
Ah, but perhaps I was too hasty in my judgment! A mere four months and zero jokes later, it’s revealed that: Read the rest of this entry »